DIY Darwin Award candidate

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man installing a satellite dish tried to make the holes in the wall for it with his handgun and killed his wife with a richochet. Funny how so many of these are yanks. Nah, probably not.

Reply to
Dave Baker
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Reply to
Andy Burns

Ah. Hadn't read it.

Reply to
Dave Baker

To be even eligible for a Darwin Award, he would have had to remove himself from the gene pool. Removing someone else doesn't count.

Reply to
Steve Pearce

Arguably it's Mrs Redneck that deserves the award, by standing at the point where he was going to shoot through the wall?

Reply to
Steve Walker

No, its valid. She excercised her Darwinian choice by marrying him, and he is unlikely to attract another mate.

Reply to
The Natural Philosopher

Providing the TV worked ok- this is a true 'win-win' occasion

Cheers

Richard

Reply to
r.bartlett

Its her own fault. She should have been in the kitchen!

Reply to
AlanC

Yeah right ! If she'd managed to slip out of the handcuffs chaining her to the bed.

Reply to
Dave Baker

Indeed. As I remrked to my wife as she stood on a rail to push it down to take the warp out while I hammered it in place "I wonder what the UK-D-i-y people will say when I tell them I spent the afternoon banging away between my wife's legs" ;-)

Well it made a rather soggy exercise a bit more amusing..

Reply to
The Natural Philosopher

Who was the more amused though? :-)

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Andy Hall

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