Destruction of P.V. panels....

[www.GymRatZ.co.uk]

Will predicted huge increases in solar radiation (sunspot activity/flares etc etc) wipe-out P.V. panels?

Just a thought. :¬)

[The Natural Philosopher]

One can only hope so, but I fear its a vain hope. A .22 air rifle is probably a better bet.

[Andy Burns]

Catapult and a pocketful of ball-bearings might be more effective :-P

[ARWadsworth]

Not so long ago I was working at a house that had just had PV panels installed on the garage roof. She did not like the look of them and said "Let's grow some conifers so that we cannot see them". Well the conifers would have stopped them working:-)

Mind you, this was the same woman that asked for a pond building on a slope so that she could see the fish from the house.

[cynic]

And local rag headlines in Hull show Karl Turner MP is conducting a witch hunt against a teacher who said some of her pupils were thick/ inbred? Sounds as though he should meet your contact.

[Andy Dingley]

I think I may have lived with her at one time...

I did get pushed into building a pond on a sloping garden. Nice job in the end, but a right old faff to get it all to work - something like six or seven different pondlets as a cascade and a big one top and bottom.

[The Natural Philosopher]

Did you tell her that would be fine if she could buy a small black hole in a box to bury under it, to modify the local gravitational vectors?

Like we used to send the prentice off to see if he could find Mr R. Sole, somewhere - ask the girl on the desk to page him..

Or sent him to the stores for some unobtanium strip.

[NoSpam]

I thought the paging announcements were usually to ask whether anyone had seen Mike Hunt

[Dave Liquorice]

Or Peter Nis.

[The Natural Philosopher]

Only on Fridays.

[Alan Braggins]

I went to school with someone who really was named Mike Hunt. Generally known as "Mike Hunt-with-an-H".

[Tim Lamb]

In message , harry writes

Or the bucket full of steam and 5" Green gauge.

regards

[Andrew Mawson]

Rubber hammer for knocking in glass nails

AWEM

[MarkG]

The canceling of government subsidies in most EU countries has already =

taken care of that. The Solar industry is currently dead.

[robgraham]

ry

My brother was sent round the building site for a sky hook, and I fell for elbow grease when I had to join the school cadet force (yes I am that old!) and had to polish brass buttons, etc.

One of the better ones came from an air cadet - their favourite was asking some poor RAF corporal sent to instruct them was if this model was fitted with a "widgitating postenulator".