Destroying it yourself

Yes that's what I do - given up with my domestic shredder as it's too slow, so I store the stuff up and feed it into a garden incinerator chunks at a time (too slow doing it sheets at a time) and stand over it with a garden fork to keep turning over the ash/paper mix - it gets hot enough for the paper sheets to spontaneously combust when exposed to air IYSWIM. Doesn't take long.

David

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Lobster
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Fire would be great but isnt doable, a lot too much flammable material about.

NT

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Tabby

Paper as a solid block doesn't burn well - as I realised when I had to dispose of a large number of old paperbacks that no charity shop would take, and since my twice weekly waste collection is already full from both recyclables and other waste, quite a while to dispose of through that way.

It was very much more entertaining to pass them through my B&D garden waste shredder before incineration - although much of the book is rendered to dust rather than paper chips...

Reply to
Bill

Once they get around to it. Before then, it'll get lost and every kid in the school will have one of the pages, ready to put the best bits onto facebook.

It needs to be unreadable before it leaves the house.

Reply to
BartC

I think thats what I'll do, coarse chopping it all first. Thank you. Wonder if there's anything I can add to the paste to haste destruction, mould, horribility or something.

NT

Reply to
Tabby

Send it to Julian Assange.

Reply to
Steve Firth

Bugger :-)

Reply to
The Medway Handyman

Before emigrating I had a pile of old orders and invoices several feet high (I should have culled them periodically, I know). A mobile shredding firm sent out their lorry and did the lot for £70 - I actually left them to it, but they would have let me watch had I wanted to.

Reply to
Tony Bryer

Nudge nudge, wink wink...

Reply to
The Medway Handyman

Confetti shredder (small bits instead of strips)

Reply to
F Murtz

WD-40.

Reply to
Frank Erskine

Frankly, everybody needs some thermite.

Reply to
Piers Finlayson

It burns even quicker if you shred it first. ;-)

Reply to
dennis

I find a ride on lawnmower makes a passable shredder.

Reply to
The Natural Philosopher

Good idea. Won't work on a single sheet, but ideal for a fat block. As is a table saw or a bandsaw.

Reply to
The Natural Philosopher

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember Tony Bryer saying something like:

What a brilliant wheeze. Charge the customer for a service and when back at the depot, turn the waste material into a fuel.

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Grimly Curmudgeon

"Tabby" wrote

Bury it in the compost heap. Then next year it is transformed into soil conditioner. OK, it's not instant destruction by any stretch, but at least it's put to some use.

Phil

Reply to
TheScullster

BBQ + blow torch + WD40 ?

Owain

Reply to
Owain

Depends what sort of shredder you have. Paper in thin ribbons burns very well but according to a friend of mine a secure shredder that cross cuts the paper into little squares produces scrap that is almost as hard to burn as a solid pile of paper.

Reply to
Roger Chapman

When sodium chlorate weedkiller used to be supplied uncontaminated, paper soaked in a solution and dried out would burn /very/ quickly.

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Jón Fairbairn

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