Dangerous!

[Andy Hall]

That would be on chips....

[Andy Hall]

Man (entering Swedish chemist's shop): "I'd like to buy some deodorant please"

Chemist "Ball or aerosol?"

Man: "Neither. I want it for my armpits"

[Andy Hall]

Didn't he do well?

[Andy Hall]

You too?

I did the first time as well.

I wonder what they are like? (cosmic or comic))

[Andy Hall]

"Let me tell yoooo, sonny!" "We'll have no poaperee here (so we won't)"

[John Rumm]

Well it was my first guess ;-)

(ner ner na ner na!)

[Guy King]

The message from Andy Hall contains these words:

[Guy King]

The message from Andy Hall contains these words:

I was thinking more along the lines of...

CERTAIN PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING ALLEGATIONS ABOUT MY PARTY. AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE KNOW WHO THE ALLEGATORS ARE".

[Andy Hall]

Ah I see.

I sat behind him once on a Belfast/London shuttle - it was 3 seats either side and an empty one in the middle IIRC.

In the next seat to Ian, sat some kind of personal assistant or something - a diminutive fellow.

Some way into the flight, the diminutive leant over and quietly asked a question. The booming voice answered as above and the front of the plane fell silent with nobody daring to speak.

The rhetoric lasted at least 20 minutes before the seatbelt signs came on and he was distracted.

[Paul Herber]

Not the Nine O'Clock News.

[Guy King]

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Though they claimed it was old even then. See YouTube posting up there^ a bit.

[Andy Hall]

Exactly

I didn't claim originality

[Owain]

But you didn't cite your source, either.

Owain

[HLAH]

I once knew a squaddie who claimed that manning a roadblock in NI his squad detained him for an hour "checking" his identity. He had apparently made the elementary error of at the outset belligerently saying "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" :-)

H

[Guy King]

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No dear, but you sit there for a while and nurse will be along in a bit. I'm sure she'll tell you.

[Andy Hall]

I thought everybody knew that.

[Ed Sirett]

The best one on those lines was the "I am 2" badge which had small print on the reverse edge saying "Not suitable for children under 36 months."

[Paul Herber]

are we going to find out the answer ?

[Terry]

Err! We already have (in the 14th post)!

Try "It was indeed 3 sheets of 80 grit sandpaper!"

Terry

[Terry]

Err! We already have (in the 14th post)!

Try "It was indeed 3 sheets of 80 grit sandpaper!"

Terry