No you are missing the point, you tried to compare a Skoda without realising that these days they are to all intent and purpose a badged VW, you then tried to use old jokes to do the same without realising that at the time the jokes were current Skdoa were very well regarded within the motor sport world and that all the jokes did then (and do know) is show the ignorance of those who repeat the jokes.
Yes, ignorant people exist in the entertainment world as well in on uk.diy, if that was you point you well and truly hit your own head with your own hammer!
Correctly maintained Skodas, even before the take over by VW, didn't break-down, so in that respect your point does have validity, anything not used correctly, miss used or ill-maintained will break...
No but unlike you, I suspect, have worked on them, driven them and do know how well they are (and were) made and what their true performance is (and was).