Copper & Plastic plumbing - freely mixing and matching?

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Unfare to tools. A tool by its very name must have a use.

[IMM]

You are obviously not a tool then.

[IMM]

Good nice to know you are learning a bit.

< cut the rest by a man who wears yellow boots, as it is tripe >

[Christian McArdle]

But you are, obviously.

Christian.

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Nice to know you're at last getting some dress sense even although colour blind.

[IMM]

How are your yellow DeWalt boots?

[IMM]

Very useful then.

[Dave Plowman (News)]

You're replying to yourself now. Second sign of madness.

[raden]

In message , IMM writes

Ah - words of experience

[raden]

In message , IMM writes

think the 4th definition is the one which refers to you

[IMM]

< snip tripe by Maxie >

Maxie, you have sex on the brain. And after being captivated by an Oriental enchantress. My, oh my.

[IMM]

Too true, Maxie.

[Phil Addison]

Seems you are jealous. Not getting any yourself obviously.

Phil The uk.d-i-y FAQ is at

NOSPAM from address to email me

[IMM]

writes

message

We should all be jealous of Maxie. Being captivated by an Oriental Enchantress?

[Dave Plowman (News)]

I'd say finding a partner if you wear a tutu and have a boot fetish might be a tad difficult. Not really a win win situation.

[Tim]

Could be advantageous in the right place, eg. Croydon. Might even get you a spot on Eurotrash ;=D

Tim

[IMM]

Are you after an Oriental Enchantress who wears big yellow boots just like you? My, oh, my.

[raden]

But DIMM's an essex girl

[IMM]

Maxie, DIMM is a memory.

[raden]

In message , IMM writes

Altzheimers or split personality ?