I believe it was part of Tory B Liar's manifesto or anm announcement made soon after he became labour Regis that Britain was going to get all the help it needed to enter the computer age. And ALL our base become WindUS.
Well, you were. Maybe being young and silly at the tiemm and just silly now?
Yep. Thought so.
Wisdom of the ages, young chap. Live long and pester. (You might learn something.)