Why should the rest of the country ruin their fun because of your paranoid dog. Get it a trick cyclist or something.
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Changing a lamp safely
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I have known a few fuckwits break fittings trying to open them the wrong way.
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Am 11.11.2012 22:46, ARW wrote: [Responding to some troll]
Scottish AND red head? Reminds me... You were the motorist? ;-)
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The only sexy redhead I know is actually blonde, she dyes her hair red.
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Stage 1: Fill out the risk assessment form. Stage 2: Contact a scaffolding company. A ladder isn't safe at heights above 2 inches. Stage 3: Remove bulb Stage 4: Get the light fitting PA Tested Stage 5: Fit new energy saving bulb Stage 6: Contact local Building Control office
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That is too close to the truth to be funny.
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Stage 1a: Fill in the risk assessment form.
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:-) I too hate this newspeak you get in offices. I can't think of any at the moment, but there are several classic stupid things managers tell you to do.
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Whats the matter with you man? Are you trying to kill people?
Stage 2A: Turn off power to entire area.
Removing a bulb without doing so is asking for trouble.
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Whats the matter with you man? Are you trying to kill people?
You have Stage 2A in the wrong place it should be Stage 1B (I think there is a 1A else where in the Subject:).
You can't have scaffolders construction scaffolding near live electrical cables.
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No, it was social workers. It takes just one, but the lamp must really want to change.
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Indeed:
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OMG! What was I thinking?
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Not one of you suggested gloves. What if the bulb broke, the worker yelped, slipped off the scaffolding, banged his head on the way down, and even worse, landed on top of a health and safety officer?
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couldn't you make the scaffolding out of plastic pipe?
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And go through the expense of all the shock load testing?
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What about using a worker who doesn't speak good English. Then it's easy to blame him when he gets injured.
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Bamboo is a possibilty. But that has a fire risk...
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The health sand safety morons have been after them too!
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That would be a result, wouldn't it?