I was going to change a blown lightbulb in my living room, but after reading the instructions on the fitting it says I must be a qualified electrician.
Must I call in an electrician? It's quite dark in here now with only my reading lamp. It makes knitting quite difficult.
If I can do it myself, how do I choose the right bulb? Is it illegal to fit the old filament ones now? Do I have to get one of them LED things to stop global warfare?
What about ladders? I was just going to stand on a small chair, but apparently that isn't safe. I don't really want to buy a stepladder (do I need to go on a course to use one?) just for one bulb, but it might be cheaper than an electrician, unless he's good looking of course, maybe I can answer the door with not much on and get a discount.