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[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Odd that you did not replace them when they died.

[Richard]

Very considerate and bright little dog. It has assessed the situation and decided that whilst you are in residence there is already a surplus of shit indoors.

[Tough Guy no. 1265]

ROTFPMSL!

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Pillock.

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[Mr Pounder Esquire]

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

I just knew that you had to be a cat owner, you have always sounded quite thick. Are you also a cyclist?

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[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Peter Hucker, the unemployed wanker who loves to laugh at the old man down the road. Peter Hucker, the unemployed d*****ad who has cut a cat flap in his bedroom door. Peter Hucker, keeper of 4 cats, loads of parrots, can't afford to buy disinfectant and has no hot running water in his hovel.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Advise instead of advice.

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[Tough Guy no. 1265]

I have Johnsons spray for mites on birds. It appears to kill the fleas too.

[charles]

badly trained cats.

[Tough Guy no. 1265]

After you've had a cat two weeks, there is no need for a litter tray. You install a catflap and it goes outside when it needs to. Dogs don't appear to be able to do this, and even if they can, they're not allowed due to some stupid law to go outside the confines of their own garden, hence you get shit all over your garden. I've walked past such gardens and the smell is horrid.

[Tim Streater]

Cats vary. We got three kittens last Sept, so coming up to a year. One skipped town in June so we're down to two. Ether way, all these cats

*always* go either in the litter tray (overnight) or outside once its daylight. They have *not* *once* failed in this respect.

Further, all they eat is dry food so no old food going off. And they don't stink like any dog will do.

[Tim Streater]

Actually, from a bacteria PoV, they're probably both the same. Your pee is sterile as it leaves the body (unless you have a bladder infection). But it's full of nutrients that bacteria just *love*, which is why if you pee in a clean loo, it doesn't start to smell until later.

Where do the bacteria come from? The air - it's quite full of them.

[Tough Guy no. 1265]

Why do you have a litter tray at all? If there is no tray, they will go outside.

[Tim Streater]

Be advised that you shouldn't do that. That's my advice, anyway.

[hqhy]

None of the cats I ever had needed a litter tray overnight.

That was true of the last dog I had too. And it worked fine to just slash the 10KG sack of dry dog food and let it help itself. Slash a new sack when the old one was empty.

That's true. But dogs are much better in the car and when out walking.

[Tough Guy no. 1265]

I started giving my cats wet meat, as with dry meat they get pissed off and go eat elsewhere, then end up moving house.

You don't have to take a cat for a walk.

[Tim Streater]

Ours wouldn't either but we keep them in overnight. There are foxes and too many damn bodgers around here.

[Tough Guy no. 1265]

Buy a rifle or set some traps.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

You could always take them for a walk when you sign on.