The mother-in-law's house had CR Smith plastic windows installed about 23 years ago (before her time). The various oddments of wood that remain were painted a matching brown which now, after all that time, needs to be redone. What would it be? Dulux doesn't seem to have a shade called sh*t in its range.
People talk of Sadolin - is that a paint or a stain? I do think I need a paint - unless the old stuff was a polyurethane with a brown admixture?
I'd dearly love to paint everything white, including the brown plastic - but presumably that is an awkward task too?
Geoff