I was in there today wandering around in the timber department. An assistant approached me and asked if I wanted decking. I got the first punch in.
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8 years ago
Brawl in B&Q!
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8 years ago
So you floored him then?
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8 years ago
Sounds a bit of a chav area.
Did you say you up North somewhere?
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8 years ago
Recycling jokes?
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8 years ago
And nailed the bugger as opposed to screwing him.
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8 years ago
Must have been riveting to watch.
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8 years ago
But eventually one would get board
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8 years ago
Angle Grinder!
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8 years ago
He was mentally ill & ran away.
The nut bolted!
I'll get me coat......
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8 years ago
Grab a can of undercoat on the way out.
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8 years ago
Okay, I made it up. But if it had happened I would have given him a good hammering.
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8 years ago
I'd have given him a good pasting
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8 years ago
Possibly the same one that was publicised by a local newspaper with the headline:
"Nut bolts and screws washer"
I'll get me coat too...
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8 years ago
It seems just the sort of "Three Liner" Les Dawson would use.