Bl**dy UPS

[Andy Burns]

The replacement has been globe-hopping, it seems there is a Heisenberg effect going on where the closer to delivery time it gets, the less sure they are of its exact location ...

Leicester, UK 08/12/2014 12:51 P.M. Delivered Tamworth, UK 08/12/2014 5:42 A.M. Arrival Scan Castle Donnington, UK 08/12/2014 5:15 A.M. Departure Scan 08/12/2014 1:56 A.M. Import Scan Castle Donnington, UK 08/11/2014 12:05 P.M. Arrival Scan Tamworth, UK 08/11/2014 9:11 A.M. Departure Scan Koeln, Germany 08/11/2014 2:30 A.M. Departure Scan Tamworth, UK 08/10/2014 11:35 P.M. Arrival Scan Koeln, Germany 08/09/2014 6:07 A.M. Departure Scan Koeln, Germany 08/08/2014 10:54 P.M. Arrival Scan Warsaw, Poland 08/08/2014 9:06 P.M. Departure Scan 08/08/2014 6:50 P.M. Arrival Scan Almaty, Kazakhstan 08/08/2014 5:16 P.M. Departure Scan 08/08/2014 3:16 P.M. Arrival Scan Incheon, Korea 08/08/2014 11:49 A.M. Departure Scan 08/08/2014 9:08 A.M. Arrival Scan 08/08/2014 12:06 A.M. Released by Agency. Shanghai, China 08/08/2014 6:07 A.M. Departure Scan 08/08/2014 1:53 A.M. Export Scan Shanghai, China 08/07/2014 9:20 P.M. Arrival Scan Nanjing, China 08/07/2014 8:20 P.M. Departure Scan 08/07/2014 5:58 P.M. Origin Scan 08/07/2014 4:47 P.M. Pickup Scan China 08/07/2014 8:06 A.M. Order Processed

[Adrian]

That one's a bit of a surprise.

[damduck-egg]

Stuck behind a bloke in our local post office this week who was having a go at our normally cheerful postmaster why a letter he had posted roughly 4 weeks ago had not arrived in Malaysia. The postmaster not being to able to come up with a reason the moaner finally turned away and probably hoping to elicit some sympathetic response from me looked at and made a shaking head action as he moved from the counter. At that point I suggested that 4 weeks ago his letter may have been on flight MH17, and was scattered over the Ukraine and that he should rant at Putin rather than a village postmaster.

No idea if such a scenario was likely but he was a pompous git and it seemed a good way to knock him off his high horse,his demenour certainly changed.

G.Harman