Bl****dy starlings...

[Nigel Molesworth]

Actually, I like Mary's posts, they always make me laugh. It's quite comforting to know that I'm still a long way from the mad house.

[Mary Fisher]

You are seriously misinformed.

[Nigel Molesworth]

Please enlighten us then.

[david lang]

Quite right too Mike. Humans - top of evolutionary chain. Mites - bottom of evolutionary chain. Such a minor life form as to be beneath our contempt.

Bless them :-) Kill the little bastards, painfully if possible.

Dave

[mike]

Mary Fisher wrote

Yes, guess you're right, I'll improve my world.

You will of course have the last word, but please don't kid yourself I'll see it

[Dave Fawthrop]

|On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 21:07:49 -0000, Mary Fisher wrote: | |>They were regulation school uniform. | |Now you are talking ;-) | |>Just realised, perhaps you don't know what veggie tanned is | |To tan leather you use human urine, preferably from red-heads. So |veggie tanned must mean you use veggie urine. Or am I taking the piss?

Oak bark is a slightly less smelly alternative to urine.

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[Nigel Molesworth]

Veggies are so self-righteous, their urine must smell of flowers.