Bicycle, crash hat and accident

[Mr Pounder]

You did not answer my question. Can you foresee the future or not?

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[Bod]

Mr Pounder has insurances for everything, including shoelace accident insurance, in case he accidently strangles himself. ;-)

[Bod]

For cycling where I cycle and not hurting anyone? Yes. If I see someone walking in my sight, I slow right down to crawl untill I've gone past them. They would have more chance of being struck by lightning than by me hurting them. I must remember to renew my trouser insurance, just in case they explode and kill someone.

[The Natural Philosopher]

Many household policies carry implicit third party claims insurance for all sorts of things - its worth while checking this out.

[Mr Pounder]

I only wear slippers these days.

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[Uncle Peter]

Just how is that possible on a bicycle?

[Judith]

Being a cyclist, he probably put it in the spokes seeking some sort of thrill.

Why don't you try it?

[Bod]

I do hope they are Triple A rated for safety and you have appropriate insurance? Remember! slippers can kill!

[Bod]

Hmm, the mind boggles.

[The Medway Handyman]

Entirely possible when you fall off at speed....

[Bod]

Or cyclists who practise extreme circumcision ;-)

[Uncle Peter]

When I fall off something, I tend to land on my limbs. How on earth do you land on your penis?

[Uncle Peter]

There's no accounting for the stupidity of religious extremists.

SIG!

[Bob Henson]

Depends what you were doing at the time. I heard about a taxi driver who pulled out to avoid a child and fell off the sofa.

[Uncle Peter]

Probably those idiots that use saddles as narrow as their stupid wheels.= No wonder they fall off.

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[Uncle Peter]

ROTFPMSL! "Daddy, what were you doing to mummy?"

[The Medway Handyman]

They don't. You have to be a complete prick to ride a bike.

[Uncle Peter]

[Richard]

They don't. You have to be a complete prick to ride a bike.

LOL

[Phil W Lee]

Tim Streater considered Tue, 26 Aug 2014

19:14:36 +0100 the perfect time to write:

Most of them have.