I have not seen the gf for two weeks and tonight I will see her again.
I cannot wait.
Because I have two weeks of washing that needs doing.
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Aww- It Valentines Day
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I was about to say, "So what?" But then I saw this:
:)
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On Friday 14 February 2014 18:53 ARW wrote in uk.d-i-y:
What type of tombstone would you like? I'm sure with the combined efforts of the group we could make one for you...
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In article , ARW writes
You haven't washed your c*ck for 2 weeks?
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10 years ago
'Ello luv, just came to dump me load....
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"Ello luv"? Since when was I a Cockney:-)?
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10 years ago
Since you started saying "Gor blimey guv, strike a light".
:-)
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10 years ago
Nor have I cooked it. Tonight when she reaches gash mark 8 I put the pork into the oven.
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10 years ago
She want flies with that?
Jim K (from the sin bin :-D)
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On Friday 14 February 2014 20:05 ARW wrote in uk.d-i-y:
You've been in London a couple of weeks - it's long enough to speak mockney...
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10 years ago
do what? leave it out Tim!
Jim K
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after all that time in London, you might be speaking like the locals!
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On Saturday 15 February 2014 00:41 John Rumm wrote in uk.d-i-y:
Romanian and italian?
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Da!
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No Cockneys in the West End!