Australian apprentice vs dangle grinder

[spuorgelgoog]

Seems Australian apprentices have a harder time than any working for Adam ...

Owain

[Richard]

'I was sitting on the toilet and then towards the end of me finishing I felt a really, really big sting,'

I thought it was only George Michael who was into the lewd acts/toilet thing.

[Vir Campestris]

Well known problem.

Andy

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

I've lived in the shithole of Australia, they are all Very Very stupid people.

[Fredxxx]

Knowing where you live, that made me laugh!!

[Mr Macaw]

How is that even possible?

[Richard]

Can anyone spare a grinder for him to experiment with?

[Mr Macaw]

Safety notice on chainsaw: "Warning: Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with testicles."