Thursday morning before I set of on "holiday" the guy I sub for dragged one of the apprentices into the office for smoking in a works van (he does not care if they smoke in them).
The apprentice denied everything and there was a lot of shouting and swearing and the apprentice said that "he had never smoked in a works van".
The words "You are f****ng lying tell me the truth" were shouted and the apprentice said "I promise you I have never smoked in your van"
At which point the owner of the firm handed the apprentice the £75 fixed penatly notice (that claims to have photographic evidence) of the apprentice throwing a tab end out of the window of a van he was driving.