another S*n*f*o story

[spuorgelgoog]

From another place:

Did score a spectacular own goal in my own place.

In my self build I have a bathroom in a garage that is below the sewer pip e so I fitted a chamber with a pumping solution. Wife, four kids inevitably it gets blocked. One time, when it was backed up I had disconnected the ou tlet pipe but had forgotten to switch off the isolator - once the obstructi on was cleared it kicked into life and shot 300+ ltrs of s@#& into the air like I had struck oil. Of course what goes up has to come down on top of me and the cars.

Wife wouldn't even let me in the house to clean off - I had to strip down and get hosed off on the patio. To add insult to injury, I had to back into it with wellies and clean it all up and its no fun trying to get all that off cars, door seals, trim, wheels then the patio all the plants, it is no fun picking used toilet paper out bushes.

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[Davey]

Blaster Bates had a story like that, entitled

"Shower of Sh*t over Shropshire".

"..and he had gossamer wings...."

[harry]

ipe so I fitted a chamber with a pumping solution. Wife, four kids inevitab ly it gets blocked. One time, when it was backed up I had disconnected the outlet pipe but had forgotten to switch off the isolator - once the obstruc tion was cleared it kicked into life and shot 300+ ltrs of s@#& into the ai r like I had struck oil. Of course what goes up has to come down on top of me and the cars.

n and get hosed off on the patio. To add insult to injury, I had to back in to it with wellies and clean it all up and its no fun trying to get all tha t off cars, door seals, trim, wheels then the patio all the plants, it is n o fun picking used toilet paper out bushes.

I worked for the electricity board years ago. Occasionally found houses as per link. They were always council houses. Socialists I 'spect. People like that need to be rounded up and gassed.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

I worked for the electricity board years ago. Occasionally found houses as per link. They were always council houses. Socialists I 'spect. People like that need to be rounded up and gassed.

Council estate scum know no different.

[Dave Plowman (News)]

No wonder the electricity board sacked you.