An opportunity the ditch the cursed Part P?

[Doctor Drivel]

An effing plantpot is an effing plantpot, and they should eff off. If I say it long enough, he may just eff off.

[Moo]

Folks, Sorry about my making another response. Yes, I know I said I had sent a note to the BBC Today Website (the URL is in the OP) but I really think it's a good idea to keep this issue/strand near the top of the queue.

Hence, this append....

Keep on telling the Beeb that Part P is a piece of twaddle, created by well-meaning lovies, ignored by nearly everyone and quietly connived-at by the usual suspects,

LOL

Moo

[Mary Fisher]

That's sure to be chosen, if it's couched in those terms.

[Roger Mills]

Thanks to all those who responded positively to my suggestion and sent in their nominations.

Unfortunately Part P didn't make the shortlist - or even the long list for that matter!

To see what *is* on the shortlist, and to cast your vote if you are so minded, have a look at

[Frank Erskine]

All the "laws" on the long list are Acts rather than S.I.s - a different approach seems to be called for for Prat P.