Going down hill fast then. :-)
The next thing to do is to visit the local trade merchants and introduce yourself to them as Mate. They will recognise this because they all have that as their name anyway.
Then you will become known as the new Mate with the stubble who doesn't work for any other Mate,
I've heard conversations like this in Plumbcenter in Bracknell where they are talking about people not present and got up to 6 different Mates who worked for different companies (not mentioned). The funny thing was that they all knew who they were talking about.
Of course you do have to leave the gold card at home and have an account that you don't settle for months before you are welcome into the inner circle of Mates.
.andy
To email, substitute .nospam with .gl