Why you should never marry a plumber

Why you should never marry a plumber.
Well, Imagine being the bride !
How would you feel if your new husband stuck a wax ring on your finger during the wedding ceremony ?
When it comes time for sex, he pulls out a ballcock !
When you ask him to play with your nipples he goes to get a pipe wrench !
When the judge or minister mentions the wedding union, he responds by asking if the union is steel, copper or pvc !
For your wedding shower he installs a real shower and soaks everyone.
When preparing for intercourse, he looks at your vagina and asks "where's the threads" ?
When you ask him to wear a condom, he wraps his penis with teflon tape?
When your water breaks, he rushes to get his toolbox.
When you are constipated, he quickly grabs a plunger and snake.
When you're in bed and you ask him if he's hot, he says Hot on the left and Cold on the right.
When you ask him to throw his dirty clothes in the washer, he asks how to fit them in that little hole.
When someone asks him to take a seat, he starts digging thru his parts to find a seat, then asks what size?
And whatever you do, never Moen during sex.
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Also, when the plumber comes to your house, never shake hands with him/her. You KNOW where those hands have been! :-)
RJ

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snipped-for-privacy@UNLISTED.com wrote:

Hi, I wish all plumbers were that professional, LOL! Tony
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Thanx for the great laugh.
-- Troweller^nospam^@canada.com
Remove the obvious to reply. Experienced and reliable Concrete Finishing and Synthetic Stucco application in the GTA.
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