I'm a backwoods redneck. Me and the wife an kids always just went to
da outhouse to do our stuff. For washin, we used a pail. But me an
da wife want to modernize. We decided to put water in da house. I
runned a hose from the barn to da house an put a spiket on da end.
Now me wife wants me ta put in a fixture. We been discussin which one
is the most importint. She says she wants a sink in da kitchen, but I
say that only washes diishes and nothin more. I got to thinkin that a
bathtub be da best cuz it big nuff for washin dishes, washun clothes,
and bathin. But she say we can not shit in the bathtub. I dont know
why not, it go down the drain an then we can bathe and save the water
to do dishes.
But wife say we need toilet an bathtub. I told her flat out that is
too much plummin to do an we can only afford to buy one of them.
Maybe in 2012 we can afford another, and by then maybe I want to do
I think the bathtub be too much work. We got to heat at least 5 pails
of water outside on the garbage burnin barrel to get it hot. In da
toilet we not need to make no hot water and we can always bathe in the
pail like we always do.
I think the toilet is the most importint, We can shit in it, do
dishes in it, do laundry in it and wash our feet and hands in it,
without heatin no water. Best of all I can get uncle roy to paint a
dixie flag on the seat.
What do you think? Which is most importint?