== Getting stuck you say?...has no one ever warned Santa Claus of this danger? ==
The only ending to the story that could be worse would be if no one noticed the ooze and started a fire in the fireplace.
Reminds me of a story my cop buddy told me about a man who had hanged himself in a tool shed - and no one noticed until the smell began to waft through the neighborhood. All that was left was a dessicated hanging bag of bones with a big, black greasy spot under it and a smell that could knock you down. The shed was tight enough to keep out the larger critters, but the insects had no trouble at all getting in. Worse, still, this happened at about the same time the movie "The Human Stain" was released, leading to an inordinate amount of very black humor in the squadroom. I can only imagine what that house would have smelled like if the doctor had been in the chimney for that long. I wonder if you can ever get that horrible smell out?
If an anorexic lady doctor can't fit, in what chimney are Santa's remains to be found?
-- Bobby G.