This might be slightly OT, but then again, maybe I'll learn something:
I received an email the other day that I assume was the type of spam where they are hoping for a response so that they can verify that the email address used is valid, thereby making it more valuable on the spamming market.
Here is the text, word for word:
Hello, Mr. David May here and I will like to know if you do have portable Storm Doors for sale. If you do, then get back to me with the unit cost, form of payment as well as your website so that I can make choices if possible. Looking forward to hear from you. With regards, David.
What the heck is a "portable storm door"? ;-)