Welcome Mats are no longer acceptable by home doors.....
All you are doing is welcoming criminals, thiefs, robbers, salesmen,
idiots, and other rif-raff.....
Say what you really feel . . . . . Get one of these instead . . . . .
Now, get lost, go away, scram, beat it, leave, and so on . . . . .
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