REPUBLICANS HAVE MORE ORGASMS "It?s the G-OHHHHH-P!
"Republicans are more likely to have better sex than Democrats, according to a new, 5,000-subject survey released by Binghamton University and Match.com on Friday.
"More than half - 53% - of those identifying themselves as single, conservative Republicans said they reached orgasm almost every time they have sex. That's compared to just 40% of liberal Democrats."