You ain't seen nothin until a human being actually shits on your
property. Happened to me once very recently.
One of the guys on the old lawn crew dropped trou underneath the
forsythias in my backyard. He left the poop and threw the butt wipes
in my neighbors yard, I suppose to help me feel better about what
happened should I discover it (???). My dog found it instead. I had
to wash the dog, clean the area under the bushes, bleach the area, my
shoes and the rake to restore calm.
I complained to their management and the guy actually owned up to it.
They offered not to charge me for the cut but instead I have a new lawn