TV Plate or ???


I got the funny (aching) back, put cushions on the floor to watch the ball game or whatever on tv of an evening.
I'm lower than a couch potato. I'm a floor potato. :-)
Also in my second (and last) childhood. Fix supper, carry it in, eat in front of the tube.
I tilt the supper plate a degree or 2 and the silverware scoots across the shiny plate, lands on the floor, usually with part of the meal.
Anybody ever seen a no-mess "tv plate" or somesuch with maybe little apertures for the silverware on the US market??
AQ
"The monkey and the baboon was playing 7-up. The monkey won the money but he scared to pick it up. The monkey stumbled, mama. The baboon fell. The monkey grab the money and he run like hell!" - from "Dirty Motherfuyer", Roosevelt Sykes, around 1935
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Try watching what you are doing. You should know how to eat without making a mess. If you can't do that then eat somewhere where a mess is moot...like a child eats in a highchair in a room with vinyl floor.
I suppose you could put one of the plastic pool shells on the floor, toss in the pillows, bring in the plate and slobber all over.
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