Trouble Finding Your Eyeglasses?

Attention Blind Persons
Are you completely blind, and constantly misplacing your eye glasses? Well, those days are gone. Welcome to glassesfinder, and Thank you for taking the time to read this important announcement! We at GlassesFinder have developed an electronic locator to help you find your eye glasses. Simply push the button on your finder, and your eye glasses light up, thus making it easy to find them anywhere. No more fumbling around in the dark. Never lose your eye glasses again.....
ONLY $299.99 plus shipping and handling and taxes if required in your state.
Each GlassesFinder comes complete with a detailed 56 page instruction manual, and an 800 number if you need further help. Requires 4 AA batteries not included.
OPTIONAL: Security lock, prevents children and other unauthorized persons from turing your glasses on. ONLY $99.99
COMING SOON: DogFinder - Electronic Locator for your Seeing Eye Dog. Makes the dog light up. Available in your choice of three different colored lights. Also available "Pony Finder" for those people who are now using miniature guide ponies instead of dogs.
www.glassesfinder.com
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You're spamming for a website that isn't even up yet.
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On 22 Jan 2006 06:38:49 -0800, snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com wrote:

Ummmmmmm..... You better read it again.....
Or, are YOU blind ?????
Yep, read it again. Seriously consider all the details as you read it, and be sure to wear your eyeglasses when you read it. (If you can find them) !!!
You might be surprised ~~~~~ <LOL>
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On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 19:11:18 -0600, snipped-for-privacy@glassesfinder.com wrote:

No suprise. Its just a site that collects your info so they can spam the hell out of your email and home address. And thats after you go through hundreds of web pages filling out bogus crap. Have fun, it'll be your adventure on the world wide web. Bubba
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snipped-for-privacy@glassesfinder.com wrote:

Glasses, dogs, and ponies that light up for a BLIND person? Bwahahahhahaha...
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Use an incandescent bulb. With that, a burnt hand lets you know you found your glasses, dog, or pony. If your hand still feels OK, keep searching.
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