I have been having a problem with ants chewing my foundation. I called an exterminator and he came today. He said that on Monday they will come and bomb my house, and said to get a motel room for my family and a place to take our pets. We need to be out of the house at 8am on Monday.
What the hell is this about? I wanted the place sprayed for ants, not destroyed. I think this guy is some sort of terrorist who wants to bomb whatever he can. I was so upset when he left I almost ended up in the hospital. My wife was more calm and she called the Department of Homeland Security and the FBI and filed a terrorism report. They said they will come here tomorrow and investigate. I hope they can stop this insane exterminator before it's too late. Seems like the whole world is infested by terrorists lately.
Mr. Me