But he was too stupid to get qualified in an area which
would get him a job where he chooses to live and ended
up on benefits and then had to flog shit door to door and
exist in a hovel that doesn't even have hot running water.
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, "*Yours* is."
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