The dangers of Silicone Caulk

[kellyw]

I kept hearing about women getting silicone implants so I went and bought two 10.1oz tubes of 100% pure silicone caulk (clear). I have never been satisfied with my birth given 8 inch penis, so I stuck both of those tubes in my penis and pumped in all the contents from both tubes. I was highly impressed with my new 18 inch long, three inch thick penis, and the women loved it.

However, there is a big problem. I have been unable to piss since I inserted the caulk about a week ago. I finally went to the doctor and he said that they are going to have to remove my penis or else my bladder and kidneys will burst and I will die.

My life is devastated and ruined. All because of two $4.99 tubes of silicone caulk. I think it's time for a major lawsuit against the manufacturer of the caulk.

[John H.]

Sheat, if you had inserted a straw, or even a think stick into your urethra

*before* you shot in the silicone, you might not be in this mess!

[Hopkins]

[badgolferman]

This is easy to fix. Poke a few holes with an ice pick all around your thing and squirt the silicone out like you would if popping a zit.

[G Henslee]

Don't give up. Get it roto-rooted then refill with 'sanded' caulking. The grit will keep the pipe clean.

[CL (dnoyeB) Gilbert]

Naa, cut the head off, caulk your shower and call it even.

[~^Johnny^~]