Stool Reducer

[Duff]

Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge meal every day we are there.

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and overflows.

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about

2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought you guys give excellent advice and could help.

I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some sort of tool???

I could really use your suggestions - before spring break.

Please help.

Duff.

[Wayne Boatwright]

On Sun 13 Jan 2008 11:10:55p, Duff told us...

Too bad they don't have an outhouse. Wouldn't be a problem there. :-)

[EXT]

Someone, I knew, many years ago boasted of using a windshield ice scraper for that purpose.

[dont-ask]

He dont need a wire guillotine cutter, thats what teeth are for. Just bite em in pieces. Unless you're a toothless redneck, then a thumb and index finger should do the job if used with a pinching motion like a scissors. All the tools are built into the human body for this sort of thing.

[IGot2P]

This was really more detail than I needed to know. :-)

[RickH]

Oatmeal and bran flakes.

[John H]

I just unwrap a coathanger, works fine. sound like you might like this website

send in a picture of that crap and get it shown on the internet...

[Darrel]

I've found that using your hand works better than any tool. Just keep jackknife handy if it gets under your finger nails.

[TH]

[Red Green]

IGot2P wrote in news:fmg4jk$3p5$ [e-mail]:

Yea but it gave some gay dude a boner.

[Red Green]

Duff wrote in news:2mulo3de9k5al9i7s1bv4s6d3qv4nllnn2@

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Consider a snare like the animal control people use.

[Dr. Hardcrab]

Tell you boyfriend to allow you more BM breaks between your love-making.....