Award #1: For the most grossly simplistic economic notions I have encountered in many a moon.
Award #2: You are "Their Man". If the economy is full of such folks, they can financially gut-and-filet us with impunity.
It'll never cease to amaze me the extent to which many folks will swallow abuse after they've been conditioned to have crazy stuff crammed down their throats. Not that it doesn't happen to me as well, but at least I'll never fail to feel insulted, abused, etc. Maybe even *try* to find an alternative.
P"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!" -Friedrich Schiller