Spelling Errors and Poor Typing on this Group


I see much two many spalling errorzz^ an poor dun typpeing" on this newzgroop. Eidder lurn how to spall and tyape or git a faukkenn spaelll chekker. / !# Tis is gittin reel dam baddan piessinmeoff.,. You git a beeg F- on yo reepart cord. No collish deeplomma 4 yuo ,,, dummasss.
Yor Hi-Skool Englissh Teecher
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
snipped-for-privacy@your.hi-skool.com wrote in

Itz vary shokking.
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
|I see much two many spalling errorzz^ an poor dun typpeing" on this newzgroop. | Eidder lurn how to spall and tyape or git a faukkenn spaelll chekker. / !# Tis | is gittin reel dam baddan piessinmeoff.,. You git a beeg F- on yo reepart cord. | No collish deeplomma 4 yuo ,,, dummasss. | | Yor Hi-Skool Englissh Teecher |
just what we needed an immigrant english teacher.
at least you spelled the word "poor" correct. most immigrants can
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
Rick wrote:

Now, now. You shouldn't be hitting on spelling flames. Your use of "poor" is grammatically incorrect.
Harry, grammar cop (honorary), K
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
Harry K wrote:

Ooopss...that should have been 'your use of "correct" is incorrect.
Harry, quote challenged grammar cop, K
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload

That should be "correctly", not "correct".
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
snipped-for-privacy@your.hi-skool.com wrote:

I have a spelling checker. It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it. Your sure real glad two no. Its very polished in its weigh, My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing. It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen Eye trussed too bee a joule. The checker pours o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checkers Hour spelling mite decline, And if we're laks oar have a laps, We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, There are know faults with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does not phase me, It does knot bring a tier. My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud, And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays Such soft wear four pea seas, And why eye brake in two averse Buy righting want too please.
[source unknown]
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
snipped-for-privacy@your.hi-skool.com wrote:

We use inventev speleng.
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
snipped-for-privacy@your.hi-skool.com wrote:

U ail shood pircaze the books " grammer for dumbies handbook ". wirks goud fir mi.
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
On 7 Jan 2007 20:36:44 -0800, snipped-for-privacy@your.hi-skool.com wrote:

You need to get out more.
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload
----- Original Message -----
Newsgroups: soc.men,alt.rush-limbaugh,misc.survivalism,alt.politics.democrats ,soc.culture.us a Sent: Thursday, January 04, 2007 4:07 PM Subject: My Name Be Eboneesha
My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who just got an award for being the best speler in class. I got 57% on the speling test and 30 points for being black, 10 points for not bringing drugs into class, 10 points for not bringing guns into class, and 10 points for not getting pregnut during the cemester. It hard to beat a score of 120%. The white dude who sit next to me is McGee from the Bronx. He got a 94% on the test but no extra points on account of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and Liberals for suporting afermative action. You showing the way to true equality. I gwine be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doktor.
Yo fren, Eboneesha
===================== Humorous, but how true it is. A couple of years ago there was a story in the newspaper about a girl who was the "valedictorian" of a mostly black high school in New Orleans (pre-hurricane) but wouldn't be graduating with her class because she couldn't pass a state-mandated exit exam - after multiple attempts. BTW, it doesn't take a genius to pass that exam - only the basic knowledge that any high school grad should have. Like the old joke says, in black areas an "honors student" is a kid who doesn't shoot any teachers.
Add pictures here
<% if( /^image/.test(type) ){ %>
<% } %>
<%-name%>
Add image file
Upload

HomeOwnersHub.com is a website for homeowners and building and maintenance pros. It is not affiliated with any of the manufacturers or service providers discussed here. All logos and trade names are the property of their respective owners.