I came home from work today and the door was wide open. Someone had broken in and stold my whole floor. That really pissed me off because when I stepped in the door, I fell all the way to the basement. When I looked up, I noticed they stold the second floor too, because all I saw was the roof rafters. Thinking that was bad, I looked down and saw my basement floor slab was gone too. Nothing but dirt remained. Damn thieves. I hope my insurance covers this...
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20 years ago