A local public building has a sign in their Men's restroom, above the urinal. It reads:
"Please stand closer to the urinal. It's shorter than you think!"
I got a good laugh out of this, and wanted to share it!
Sign in restaurant men's room, above urinals.
"We Aim To Please-You Aim Too, Please!"
Hi, Sorry, all old news.
Too bad, we're both old and these things are new to us! (cuz we forgot them)
Hi, I was born in 1940 am I young?
The sign I saw was up near the ceil Don't look up here for a joke, you're holding it in your hand.
My all time favorite was seen in a restroom at Grand Teton Nat'l Park around
1969 . Written in small letters across the bottom of the stall door was the phrase "Your back is now at a 45? angle to the seat."
That's funny!!!
Just one more:
The urinal must have been pretty popular:
standing room only
I saw that sign for sale at PEP Boys yesterday when I had some work done on my car.
I have heard there are European countries where standing is prohibited and men are directed to sit on the toilet, just because of the bad aim problem.
And in days loooooooooong gone by, I have been in "bathrooms" in European countries where there is a 6" diameter hole in the floor and the painted outline of two feet to either side.
This is the sign I saw outside a women's public restroom.
I don't think that I'd heard that one but yes, everything old is new again. Luckily we can now sell it on Ebay.
I had the more advanced model. 6" hole, but two elevated footprints to squat on. At least the feet aren't actually in the crap.
Ah, you've been to Japan.
No, I was talking about Germany. Very nice very clean bathrooms, but you had to be sure you had a small coin to tip the attendant.
They were also a bit casual about going on the side of the road when necessary.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat!!
snipped-for-privacy@spamblocked.com posted for all of us...
Pilots with short motor mounts taxi up close...
No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last little dribble goes down your pants. . .
Short horns need to mozy closer to the trough
My nana had one above the potty that read: "My aim is to keep this bathroom clean, your aim would help!". It was a ceramic sign, possibly mass-produced in the 60's. I've never seen one anywhere else though.
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