Please post the 2005 BEST funny posts on alt.home.repair

Please post the 2005 BEST funny posts on alt.home.repair
This thread has begun to post The BEST funny posts of 2005 on alt.home.repair. Or any other 2005 posts that you feel are noteworthy.
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Mark
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