Someone recently wanted suggestions for what to include to keep his
about-to-be-built house technologically current. The recent Dilbert
Newsletter has a link to suggestions, I'm sure some of which are
tongue-in-cheek, but may provide the OP some ideas. (The Christmas
Tree one has merit! <g>)
RE> DILBERTíS ULTIMATE HOUSE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!
RE> Dilbertís Ultimate House (DUH) is the product of the combined wisdom of tho
RE> s of Dilbert readers, plus the help of real world experts, and itís online
RE> iewing at http://www.dilbert.com/duh .
RE> It looks so real that you wonít believe itís a computer model. The house co
RE> s the worldís best ideas for energy efficiency, convenience, green building
RE> Are you tired of tripping over the catís litter box in your bathroom? Dilbe
RE> house has its own bathroom just for the cat. Do you hate dragging a Christm
RE> ee into the house every December just to throw it away in January? Dilbertí
RE> se has a huge closet off of the Great Room where he stores a fully decorate
RE> ificial tree on wheels. He just rolls it out and plugs it in.
RE> We assumed Dilbert would eventually have a wife and kids. (Yeah, itís a str
RE> ) Anyway, the kidsí bathroom is fully tiled with a drain in the center. Jus
RE> ay some chemicals to kill the cooties and hose it all down.
RE> Heís got a dining room table that doubles as a pool table when you remove t
RE> p, artificial turf for a lawn, a killer wiring plan, home theater, phenomen
RE> ergy efficiency features and lots of other fun stuff. Youíll wish you were
RE> out of digital bits so you could live there.
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