Peanut Butter Recall

[Mike Dobony]

Now my wife says it was Peter Pan. 3 days ago it was Skippy. Tomorrow it will have been Jiff. After that, who knows.

[Mike Dobony]

Nope, the wife got the brands mixed up. She told me a few days ago that they had Skippy. Today she was talking about it and it was Peter Pan.~

[Mike Dobony]

My wife didn't get the brand right. She told me that they had Skippy that had the salmonella.

[Mike Dobony]

What qualifications does Teddy have that the scientists do not? Why has nobody received the $250,000 reward for giving one single objective, testable piece of evidence proving any point of evolution?

[Goedjn]

Most popular brands of peanut butter add both a sweetener and something to keep the oil from separating out. It will say on the label.

The bargain brand I've got in my filing cabinet says: Roasted peanuts, sugar, molasses, fully hydrogenated vegetable oils, and salt.

[Jim Yanik]

Harry wrote in news: [e-mail]:

you omitted the mouse turds.

[Andy Asberry]

I wouldn't put it exactly like you did but you're pretty close.

The peanut butter was the only common denominator for all the sick and dead. Last I heard, they hadn't found bacteria in any PB. The recall is just a precaution. It was sold in 69 countries.

--Andy Asberry--

------Texas-----

[Harry]

2 are allowed per jar.