OT: Only you can stop vegetable abuse!

[HeyBub]

"[LANCASTER, Texas] At first glance, it looks like a cartoon character. But a closer look reveals something much more revealing. A billboard along Interstate-35 in Lancaster is packing quite a sexual punch and some North Texans aren't amused."

Billboard is of a sexually abused cucumber.

TV commercial:

Note: Cucumber is probably male since it wants to leave after sex.

[Kurt Ullman]

Call any vegetable, And the chances are good WOW! That the vegetable will respond to you

(Oh, no! Can you see them responding? That pumpkin is breathing hard... h-h-h-h-h-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-HHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Jack Hammer]

"Tobacco is my favorite vegetable."

[hibb]

So... yore blowin' smoke out yer behind then?

[Jack Hammer]

I like to call them smoke signals :)