The caller ID said Anonymous. When I answered, a voice I never heard
before said "hi grandpa" Then he asked "you know who this is, it's your
Billy? Is that you?
"Yes, I was with my friend and we had an accident. The air bags went
off and I broke my nose. The police found an open bottle of liquor and
now I'm being charged with DUI and need bail money."
I played along for a while and he needed $2000 for bail . I told him I
don't have that much right now because last week I had two hookers and a
lot of booze. Then he asked for $1000 and I agreed. He told me to buy
iTunes gift cards and he'd call me back so I could transfer it to him.
He asked for more but I told him I needed money for another hooker.
After playing for 10 minutes I asked him if he broke his nose from the
airbag or when he had his head up his ass because that happens to
So my reason to post this was to ask for help raising bail money for
Bobby. If you want to chip in, I take gift cards or cash.