OT: JONAH FALCON'S 9-INCHER LEAVES TSA AGENTS BEFUDDLED

I'm almost embarassed to say.... here's a tiny URL for you.

has a length of 86 characters flacid, and 135 characters full staff, and
resulted in the following TinyURL which has a length of 26 characters so it
could go through TSA:
     http://tinyurl.com/7qjtw3d


Christopher A. Young
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http://www.newser.com/story/150228/man-with-worlds-biggest-penis-gets-tsa -
patdown.html


Jonah Falcon is used to delays at airport security. After all, he has the
world's largest penis-9 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches at full staff. So
his frisking at San Francisco International Airport last week was hardly a
surprise, the Huffington Post reports. "One of the guards asked if my
pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes,'" says Falcon. After an X-ray body
scan and a trip through the metal detector, "another guard stopped me and
asked me if I had some sort of growth," says Falcon, laughing.

A younger guard even seemed threatened, so Falcon explained: "I said, 'It's
my dick.' He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with
his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for
explosives. I found it amusing." In retrospect, Falcon was a little
surprised to encounter such timidity at SF International. "You'd think the
San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I
guess not."