- Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
- There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
- Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
- How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
- What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
- Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
- In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
- What was the President's Name in 1975?
- If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
- Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the eggs are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
- If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Here are the Answers
- Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Answer: Johnny of course
- There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? Answer: Meat.
- Before Mt. Everest was discovered what was the highest mountain in the world? Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
- How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? > Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
- What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer: Incorrectly
- Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
- In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
- What was the President's Name in 1975? Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama
- If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
- Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the eggs are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"? Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
- If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field? Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.