"SPRINGFIELD, Va., Oct. 20 (UPI) -- A Virginia man said he is fighting
the indecent exposure charge brought against him after he was spotted
making coffee naked in his kitchen."
"..."Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home
and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was
outside looking in at me," Williamson said."
Holy shit, I guess I better wear a robe when I next make coffee.
Old Justin Wilson skit:
Woman calls to report flasher.
Police come, but can only see head, neck, and shoulders.
Woman to responding officers, "Stand on this chair, and you will get a
Someone spying in on someone innocuously making coffee in the buff and
calling the police? Sounds like they need to question her instead. Or she
needs to get a life.
* How did the cops get in?
* Why did the cops get in?
* Did they have an arrest warrant?
Virginia Code 19.2-81
"... officers may arrest, without a warrant, any person who commits any
crime in the presence of the officer and any person whom he has reasonable
grounds or probable cause to suspect of having committed a felony not in his
I would see dollar signs but the fool admitted on national TV he was naked.
He should have claimed he was wearing flesh-colored pajamas or a thong.
deal? There should be NO LAWS against nudity, second hand nudity is not
bad for your health and causes no ill effects.
There was a woman and a kid cutting through his yard who saw him through
the window. I got the impression from reading one article that she
believed he was deliberately displaying himself once he saw them. To me,
the lesson to be learned from that would be: keep out of other people's
yards -- but she called the cops.
We had a pro hockey player years ago here plead guilty to indecent
exposure after a neighbor told the cops he had a longtime habit of doing
things around his home/property in ways that were sure to show off his
naughty bits. Such as walking outside to the garage wearing only a
shirt. He'd manually lift the garage door, the shirt would ride up, and
everyone would get a good view. The cops began watching him and caught
him at it. But he was doing that stuff outside, not inside.
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