Noisy squirrel in my attic. How do I get it out?

[S. Barker]

for launching rodents with cute tails? You've got to be kidding.

s

terrible cruel, guy is a jerk

[Stormin Mormon]

And when the DEC finds out the otters aren't doing well, they might breed and release a couple million more of them. It's the government way.

[Stormin Mormon]

Bravo! Love it!

[Stormin Mormon]

You the guy who wants to know what damage woodchuck do? Try being a farmer.

[Stormin Mormon]

Gunner has been in too many bar fights. Shoot, shove, shutup.

[Stormin Mormon]

Do you really think you otter?

Wait till the otter population thins out. The DEC will breed and reintroduce them. What do we do about DEC population?

[Stormin Mormon]

Do same for New Orleans refugees. Over populated, not wanted.

[Stormin Mormon]

Either that, or the squirrel starts shooting police officers, and selling drugs. Cap do ho, know I'm saying, bro?

[This is not me!]

Don't you have .22 long rifle sub-sonics over there? That's what I have always used (here in Oz) with a baffle style silencer for small game (and neighborhood cats) when I wanted to be quiet. BRNO Model 2 with a twelve inch Billet Baffle silencer, makes no more noise than snapping your fingers. The sound of the firing pin hitting the cartridge is louder that the actual shot.

I mostly use it for shooting rabbits (so the sound of the shot doesn't spook the rest of them) and for killing cats. I have an intense dislike of cats that are allowed to roam free and kill wildlife. The irresponsible idiots who own them need a good hard kick up the arse on a regular basis. I put strong smelling cat treats, sardines, tuna etc., out in my yard and shoot every cat that comes over my fence. Either that or I put the bait food in a metal dish on a rubber mat and wire one side of a 240 volt mains lead to it. They make more noise when I electrocute them though, much better to shoot them - a clean head shot and they make no sound at all.

JD - in Oz.

[Retief]

Skin 'em out, and cook 'em up... Baking bags work well (since they tend to be kinda tough when they get older).

Retief

[stuart redford]

Is " Noisy squirrel in my attic" a metaphor for mental illness? :-))