Need Information for My article on Homo Repair

[b69]

I am doing an article about h*mo repair and would like more information from any of you experts on this newsgeoup. What is the best way to fix one of them?

[Frank Warner]

The repair of Homo Sapiens is a specialized discipline requiring as many as eight years of university-level education, then a lengthy apprenticeship involving long, hard hours, often in a teaching setting but also be in a real-world setting. Only after all of this are you even allowed to "practice" H. Sapiens repair.

But the pay is pretty good.

-Frank

[Dr. Hardcrab]

Come on now. You shouldn't be up at 2 am on mommie's computer! Besides, you are going to be so tired in the morning you won't last until nappy time at school......

[Goedjn]

Scalpel, or a rubber band, your choice.