Something is wrong with my floor.
Everytime I walk on it today, it moves. The kitchen tiles look like
they are sliding sideways and the living room carpeting appears to
have hills and valleys. Every time I take a step, the floors move in
all rooms. I called the weather bureau and they told me there have
been no earthquakes or other unusual weather things. I went in the
basement and noticed the joists are all tight, but they seem to rotate
when I look at them. The steel beam is still attached to the posts.
The basement cement floor seem to move too. Could my house be falling
down, or is the whole earth shifting under my house?
I know we just had the winter soulstace so maybe that has something to
do with it, or maybe my 25 strings of christmas lights in the yard,
plus 4 lighted reindeers are drawing too much power which is causing a
positive or negative electrical force field around my home.
Until someone helps, I will stay seated in my lounge chair and have a
few more drinks while I wait for Santa to arrive. I just hope the
refrigertor dont fall over. Maybe I better ducktape it to the floor.
Happy Yew Near
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