Lead found in penises

Attention Women
It's not just children's toys and lunch boxes that contain lead. The Federal Department of Health has determined that men's penises contain lead. According to the latest research, all penises contain unacceptable amounts of lead. There are no models that are safe. Some penises contain a lead core coated with a thin coat of another material, others contain the lead in their finish coating and.or foreskin. Everyone is advised to stop using them, and discard all penises immediately.
Chicago Health Board
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