It's not just children's toys and lunch boxes that contain lead.
The Federal Department of Health has determined that men's penises
contain lead. According to the latest research, all penises contain
unacceptable amounts of lead. There are no models that are safe.
Some penises contain a lead core coated with a thin coat of another
material, others contain the lead in their finish coating and.or
foreskin. Everyone is advised to stop using them, and discard all
Chicago Health Board